DRACO’s CHRISTMAS LIST
1) Tricycle
2) Puppy Play-Doh Set
3) Google Nexus 7 Tablet so he can use the calcuator to play his new favorite game: Memorizing Times Tables and Calculaing Negative Numbers (I shit you not)
4) A black Tesla Model S P85+, which he informs me will allow us to use the key to automatically open and close the trunk with rear-facing seats “if we get the full Tech-Package.”
DADDY’s CHRISTMAS LIST
1) A 50-gallon barrel of Jack Daniel’s and a Straw